My Castle Town

Toby Fox

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laimfunk

This is the first use of my art degree

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killrockstar

i need to get more masc so i can present feminine

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my guide on torrenting is the only guide you will ever need.

stinkyhat

Screw corporations, save money.

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

easy to follow
light and dark versions of the guide
recommended by many (check the notes)

fishfag

Now updated with a guide on how to add subtitles.

fishfag

if you enjoyed my guide, please consider donating to my gofundme:

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fwipination

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

#i think i should get paid for the psychic damage that i get from looking at so many posts a day

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verbalvomits

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

coffeeandstring

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

everydayconman

shotfromguns

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

thecheshirecass

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

thedaft1

Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour

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thegestianpoet

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)